Lyrics

Record Deal

Say! If you’re out there and you’re listening and you’re thinking about signing the band
Do what you can. Go talk to the boss. To see if you can lend us a hand.
Well I’ve got what it takes for touring and I just love to fly!
But I understand. The bus is economical so I’d still be willing to sign.

Ooh, record deal! It’s the only thing that makes this life seem real.
Ooh, record deal!

Hey now Mr. Option! Have we got a band for you!
You need to add us to your label and we’ll show you what we can do.
Yeah, we all know how to play and sing real good and as a band we travel real cheap!
All we want t do is press some plastic. We don’t care if we get no sleep.

Ooh, record deal! It’s the only thing that makes this life seem real.
Ooh, record deal!

The times are tough on us and we know it.
But if you need original polished acts,
Then why don’t you show it??

Now I’m sure the feeling is mutual now, that we’ve both made it up in our minds.
So unroll the scroll before we’re both too old and let’s put it on the dotted line.
Yeah, we’re really hip into video and we all just love to pose.
We got one short song where we all sing along & put these little blue dots on our nose! > “Murray, get in here! Let’s sign these guys! They’re great!”

Ooh, record deal! It’s the only thing that makes this life seem real.
Ooh, record deal!
Ooh, record deal!